I'm an Alabama-based writer with a flair for the florid, and I'm just looking for the next good story.
Outdoorsy. Extroverted. Goofy AF. People-loving. Cat-owning.
Favorite books: Liber Novus, Ulysses, Neverwhere, Hyperion, Erotikon, Slaughterhouse Five, The Road, Beloved, A Darker Shade of Magic, The Wasteland, Dante's Inferno, The Botany of Desire, Drood, The Left Hander's Handbook.
DC not Marvel. Dr. Pepper not Pepsi. Dark Horse Double Crooked Tree IPA. Octopus decor. Tattoo of sassafras. Eagle Scout. CritShow Patron and loving it.
Writing since I was in fifth grade to impress my friends. Tell me about your favorite character!
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Writing Rhetoric and Research, English
Six MS completed. Strong editor. Excellent proofreader.
Dick's Sporting Goods, Enterprise, Airport; how else does one find a strong cross-section of society to meet?